13 BUMPER STICKERS FOR EXISTENTIALIST TRUCK DRIVERS

6 inflated tires, 1 empty life

1. 6 INFLATED TIRES, 1 EMPTY LIFE

2. HAPPY WAS ADAM WHO NEVER READ KIERKEGAARD

3. HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE HONKING ON MY REAR

4. YOU TAKE NOTHING FROM LIFE, ONLY AN EXISTENCE DEVOID OF MEANING

5. IN THE CURVES OF YOUR BODY I ROLLED OVER MY ESSENCE

6. LIFE IS IRRATIONAL AND I WILL NOT PAY TOLL

7. DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM OR WHERE I AM GOING, MY GPS IS BROKEN

8. LIFE HA…