The Skeleton That Came Out of the Closet

From "Untold Stories from the Mythology"

In his book "ZxVj&qhuiul", Ambrosius, the Illiterate, sheds light on a grave predicament among the Oogaboolaoonga tribe – they grappled with a significant skeletons-in-the-closet issue.

Cemeteries and crematoriums were utterly foreign concepts in the small nation of Polynesia Peripatetic, an archipelago once known as Pachyderm Polychromatic. With no cle…